Ode to Jason

by Jenn --

Hot twenty-something,

Far too immature for me,

But hung like a horse.

Many months of fun

But suddenly I’m too old.

You won’t find better!

Back with his girlfriend,

But checking out my daughter

Man, you’re such a pig.

Late nite text message –

The girlfriend’s not working out,

I’ll let you suck it.

Laughing my ass off

Do you think I’m that hard up?

See you around, douche.

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