With apologies to Steven Wright

Dental appointment?
Eat a box of Oreo's
Hygenist real cute

zzzzzzt!!!!!

Fixing Gina's dryer
Pointing out a loose wire
Just call me "Lefty"

comfort

Warm steel band wraps me

encircles protecting me

calms my shaking breath

my week

wake drive work drive sleep
wake drive work drive sleep wake drive
work drive sleep Wednesday

wake drive work drive sleep
wake drive work drive to Fort Worth
Friday is Curt Day!

Hey Empress! :)

Don't know if you've seen
cakewrecks dot blogspot dot com
Right up your alley

Watching cooking shows
Don't let anybody know
They'll take my man card