infuriated
signs say 10 items or less
instead of fewer
line everything up
random OCD nut job
always counts the steps
fanatic food snob
picks apart each recipe
worships Julia Child
huge shoe obsession
20 pair this year alone
don't put them away
snore, talk, laugh and hoot
yes, even hoot in my sleep
don't dare wake me up
laugh at my own jokes
especially unfunny
yes, I crack me up
milk - foul white substance
must be drunk first day opened
throw it down the sink
great at backgammon
crap at cards -- does a full house
beat a royal flush?
stubborn to a fault
stick to my guns way too long
world is black and white
Monday, August 31, 2009
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