Monday, August 31, 2009

My irritating traits

infuriated
signs say 10 items or less
instead of fewer

line everything up
random OCD nut job
always counts the steps

fanatic food snob
picks apart each recipe
worships Julia Child

huge shoe obsession
20 pair this year alone
don't put them away

snore, talk, laugh and hoot
yes, even hoot in my sleep
don't dare wake me up

laugh at my own jokes
especially unfunny
yes, I crack me up

milk - foul white substance
must be drunk first day opened
throw it down the sink

great at backgammon
crap at cards -- does a full house
beat a royal flush?

stubborn to a fault
stick to my guns way too long
world is black and white

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