Nemean Lion
Crap, the arrows aren't working
Stun it with your club
Killing the Hydra?
Wash the stumps in it's own blood
Last head under rock
Capturing the Hind
That thing's fast, chasing it sucks
Lame it while it sleeps
How to catch the boar?
Maybe ask centaur Chiron -
Easy catch in snow...
Augean Stables
Yuck, those things are so nasty!
Divert some rivers
Those man-eating birds?
Such a pain in the behind
Hmmm, they don't like noise...
Snag the Cretan bull?
Said Minos, "Sure, take it off"
Strangled with bare hands
Those man-eating mares?
Something to eat will calm them down
Then you can bind them
Amazon's girdle?
No need to steal, she's a skank
Herc's such a hottie
Cattle of Geyron?
Hydra's blood comes in handy
Poisoned the monster
Steal the nymph's apples?
Hold the world while Atlas sneaks
Trick him on return
Cerberus, three heads...
Dog that guards the gates of hell
No problem for Herc
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