Oy!

My brain is scrambled
Stressors I could ignore are
Encroaching on me

All by myself

Lonely haiku girl
posting partner uninspired
have you lost your muse?

MYLC

crystal orbs pierce me
protecting and challenging
never lets me fall.

4 days to go

frozen rock defrosts
awaiting transformation
to perfect roasted

Missing my Ex

oodles of candles
bought today -- What!, no Matches?
Conrad had lighters

(I knew I kept him around for something)

Seattle Mariner and UC Davis Haiku

visitors welcome
Seattle Mariners came
and UC Davis

send us a haiku
we'll post your sporty haiku
there's always more room

(Ok Curt -- that's the best I could do --you're the sports guy -- can you do better?)

Tech Support Haiku

No, a forward slash,
look where the question mark is,
you learned something new.


(Jay -- my super cool brother sent me this one -- he says it's not original - but I'm happy to post it!)

Sometimes even cowgirls get the blues

So many bad dates
Douchebags always plentiful.
Must delete profile.


(See if you don't provide a title -- you get what you get!)

Thank you Jen for another great submittal!

Irritant

lousy wayward crumb
youre trapped beneath my keyboard
cant apostrophe