Need a work order

Misery -- shivver
boiling stripping off covers
Faulty Thermostat

Not what you're thinking
menupausal? unlikely
but how would I know?

Another Turkey

Turkey's all prepared
onion, apple, sage and thyme
Merry Christmas all

white christmas?

cold dry hard white specks
blow sideways through dried up grass
central texas snow

sometimes

The harder you try
fruitless efforts are in vain
the worse you make things

Round One

Caterers showed up
1st shift party was a blast
2nd at 7

Holiday Party

Where are caterers?
30 minutes to showtime
hate late people

I think I know one of our lurkers....

Bonnie is that you?
Hazelton lurking reader
send us a haiku!